Smile, man!

When life has taken you by the ass, you raise your face higher. There are a lot of assholes in the world, but remember that you are the main asshole. Did your friend leave you in the lurch? Your cat ran away from home and never came back? Yeah, you're an asshole, but there's nothing you can do about it. The fuck doesn't come alone. You will definitely burn your favorite shirt with an iron. Semolina porridge escaped from the pan. The alarm hadn't rung since morning. It doesn't even matter what your name is. You can be called Bill or Bob, or maybe you're a Russian Ivan the fool. The meaning doesn't change. You're still an asshole. Don't be disappointed! Being an asshole is a huge stroke of luck. This will only be a problem if you reveal this secret to people. But don't give up! You have your main weapon, it's your smile. Smile wider, smile more, even when everyone is sad, smile! Don't forget my advice, smile and remember that I'm watching you, asshole!